Top 10 things not to feel guilty about....from Parenting magazine

10. Knowing, really knowing, with every fiber of your being that your kid is the cutest one in his/her class picture.

9. Insisting on grown-up music in the car.

8. Noticing the hot dad at dropoff...(hey you're just lookin'!)

7. Calling your jiggly belly your "mummy tummy" ten years after childbirth.

6. Setting up playdates just with kids whose mothers you like.

5. Introducing your sister's kid--little miss organic-only--to her very first Twinkie.

4. Feeling secretly glad when you catch your neighbor's "perfect" child in a nuclear meltdown.

3. Suspecting that those stars who got their prebaby bodies back in two weeks are on drugs.

2. Returning the fancy but useless baby gift to the department store and spending the credit on shoes for yourself.

1. Having the impulse, after discovering your kid has used your $20 lipstick to draw a giant plum-colored pig on your dining room wall, to call up Brad and Anglina and ask them if they'd like to take in one more.